And of course I know it. I'm a lady with a small beard, so all I hear from society is that I'm gross. So, thanks, Mr. gas station attendant, for pointing out that I "didn't shave today" when I went in to buy a fucking Diet Coke. I'm really so very sorry that my regular waxer had to take care of her granddaughter last week when her son went to rehab, and I'm so so sorry that I didn't spend an hour in front of my mirror painfully pulling hair out of my face when she rescheduled my wax. I can't believe that I was such an asshole by existing and that you were so incredibly offended by how my hair follicles are placed. Please accept my humble, PCOS-filled apology.

And also, I kind of wish that I had let my boyfriend punch you.