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I have a juicer!

Now I need hivemind to provide delicious juice recipes.

After many years of idle wishing and hoping, I now own a juicer.

I got it from my boyfriend's father's basement, so I don't have a handy booklet with recipes. Do you ladies have any favorite juice recipes? Any favorite juice recipe websites you personally enjoy? I like fruits and vegetables of all kinds, so feel free to throw anything at me.


I am ready to start juicing! I am sure this juicer will be exactly as exciting and easy to use as the infomercials told me it would be.

Related, here is an amusing image of Jack Lalanne.

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