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I have a series of bug bites all over my right leg

WHYYYYY?! I rarely ever get bug bites! I went bike riding on Saturday and then had dinner at a restaurant where the table we sat at was outside near some bushes, so I guess at some point on Saturday, I became the feast for some asshole bug (mosquito?). My leg looks gross and itches like CUH-RAZYYYY! It's so unsightly. Bugs can fuck off!

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