He's higher in the food chain than me, and he's married (although he hasn't been wearing his ring for the last week.) I suspect he's a hot mess and OF COURSE I'm not going to do anything, but damn if I can't stop thinking about getting him naked and doing sex things. Dude is super smart, really fit, and a tall drink of water. He's sexxxxy. Ahhh...work crushes. You do make life interesting.

ETA: Welp that crush is gone. Dude totally threw me under the bus today. I think he meant to help, but he did it in a really stupid fucking way that made me look terrible. Done. Fuck that motherfucker.