My name is cumberbuttcheeks and I have a chafing problem.

I hate wearing shorts. I've got thick thighs, so shorts are just so out of the question. I love wearing dresses and skirts in the summer months, but my job entails a whole lot of walking around, thus the chafing. I've bought the anti-chafing cream and let me tell you that stuff is made of LIES. I swear it makes it worse. I've tried deodorant, which works relatively well but only for a short time, and I really don't want to be regularly applying deodorant to my nether regions at work. Normally I'd just wear my Spanx shorts with a dress, but in the summer I might as well dive into a pool of sweaty spandex hell.

We hit 20 degrees celsius, today so shit is now getting real. I need your solutions. Cotton blend shorts? Duct tape? Help.