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I HAVE ENDRUNKENED MY HUMAN!!!

Again. Many a Dr. Pepper-and-vodka has been consumed. There is football on the teevee and booze in his cup and he's happy and it amuses me.

ETA: From the hallway: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???? Yes! Grab your helmet in shame. Yes, you, with the porn-star goatee."

I have no idea who he's referring to. He's so very silly.

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