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I HAVE ENDRUNKENED MY HUMAN 2: THE AFTERMATH + BUMBLE VS THE GURG

THE AFTERMATH: THE MORNING, 7AM

Bumble: Hey, love, how do you feel?

Human: Drunk.

Bumble: Aww.

THE AFTERMATH: THE MORNING, 10AM

Bumble: So how do you feel?

Human: I feel like hammered ass.

BUMBLE VS THE GURG

Human: How do you feel?

Bumble: Like I am made of cramps and that if Bunny tries to go for my retainer one more time, I'm kicking her out of the bedroom and sleeping all day

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Human: So you've got The Gurg?

Bumble: Yes. I have The Gurg. Gurg...

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