Somebody better get me a helmet and whole lot of poop-scooping bags. It looks like I’m gonna need a few more dogs. Apparently Airedale sled racing is a thing.
There will be a Disney movie about us, but we will be the underdogs in the Iditerod. There will probably be an impromptu dance scene in the hollowed out cave we dig in the snow so that we don’t freeze. We will make a feast of freeze-dried fish and heart.
I would like to be played by Parker Posey or Rosemarie Dewitt.
Sh*tty K*tty can be played by the Wilford Brimley cat.
The dogs will be played by themselves.