OKAY so it's not as exciting as a certain someone's Hoover, but I'm pretty thrilled.

I'm slightly obsessed with my food processor. I always thought they were stupid, because I'm cynical and unintelligent. BUT THEN I GOT ONE

Holy fack what did I do before?????????????????????? Someone tell me, seriously, WHAT did I do before??

I have all sorts of attachments for it and use it all the time but now! I won't have to peel my oranges to juice them, for I have purchased the citrus press! That means my yuppie ass quality of life will improve.

Please, join me in a celebratory glass of fresh citrus juice!