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I have never come as close to telling someone to get the fuck out of my house as I did today.

My entire day has basically been a chorus of "put that thing back where you found it or so help me," and "oh my GOD you are a guest in my home, who told you you could act like this?". Seriously, this is like some next-level childishness coming from a grown-ass adult.

I always sort of wondered about the appeal of living alone, but now I TOTALLY GET IT.


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