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I have never regretted my decision to not have children

especially now.

My friend E had her baby last week and she emailed me yesterday to tell me about it.

We're both doing good. Had the delivery from hell... Everything went smooth and so fast, then I pushed for an hour. My bones never separated. He cracked my tail bone. Emergency c section then happened. He was just so damn big!! Do you want to come meet him? I have plenty of time on my hands... I can't drive until next Wednesday though.


HE LITERALLY BROKE HER!! Not cool baby..

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