Are you alone for the 4th? Are you just plain tired of the noise Noise NOISE? Maybe you just want to listen to NPR's excessively patriotic stream of July 4th-themed music in peace? Or maybe you don't live in the US, so you don't care about the 4th at all.

THIS EXTRAGAVAGANZA IS FOR YOU!!

Coming up today:
-GIF PARTY (1pm EDT)
-Would you rather? (3pm EDT)
-GroupDraw (5pm EDT)
-GroupDrink (7pm EDT)
-Other question-based posts I haven't come up with yet. (????)

So, if you aren't watching your friends explode themselves with fireworks,

Join all of your internet friends for unruly fun!