Or a cold.

Either way, please someone, come here and kill me. Just come to my house and END THIS SHIT for me, OK?

My body is super fragile when it comes to weather changes (which is one of the big reasons I had to opt for a climate like Texas over San Francisco. Boo.), and I pretty much get sick right after big storms, temperature drops, or when there's a slight fucking shift in the wind direction.

My head, my throat, my eyes, my skin, everything feels like shit. I have nothing else to offer. I can't even make a good joke. I just want to whine and howl my howl of pain and congestion.

Goodnight, I am going to go watch old Agatha Christie shows and go drink some tea.

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Your best hot toddy or home remedies in the comments, if you have them.