So, I work part-time in a clothing store. I was minding my own business, running back and forth from the fitting rooms putting away clothes when it hit me. I honestly thought a customer had pooped on the floor in the fitting rooms or something. I said "Good God, what is that smell? I thought I was the only one who smelled it!" when one of the guys I work with walked by the area spraying cologne into the air to mask it.

Do you know what his response was?

"Oh, it's because [coworker's name] was eating broccoli for lunch."

I mean, seriously?!