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I haven't even had coffee yet

I got a text first thing this morning from an old FWB. Apparently he's in town and would like to hang out.

I like this guy, we have a very clear relationship. He hardcore believes in aliens and thought the world would change after Ragnarok, and I'm a sane adult. Anyway, I haven't even eaten breakfast yet and I'm already having hookup anxiety! I haven't even so much as thought of anyone in that way since my ex and I broke up in May.

Where do I even start? Do I clean my kitchen? Shave everything?! Wash my sheets? He's coming over sometime tonight, no set time so far, but I am completely out of practice.

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