Anybody else watching these? Still in the opening number. Hot fucking mess...

Prison theme for the Iggy/JHudson number, and same theme for dude who can't sing worth shit (I think he's one of the Jonas brothers?)

It really reminds me of Prisoners of Love from The Producers. Only not in an entertaining way.

ETA Taylor Swift, why are you unable to have decent posture? I get it, you're tall. But quit slouching.

ETA 2: Seriously, the Rihanna song is called "Bitch Better Have My Money" and that line features extensively. Not interesting at all. Also, RiRi, the early 00s called and they want their fur coat and plastic boots back. Man, she was the person I was most looking forward to watching, too.

I am underwhelmed.