SERIOUSLY! No one gives a fuck if a short haircut make your boner unhappy. NO ONE! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! And for those of you who are going to pop up and say "Well I LOVE short hair! It makes my boner SUPER HAPPY!" you can shut the fuck up too. I don't fucking care anymore. WOMEN'S CHOICES ARE NOT ABOUT YOUR BONER!

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