It's not a deep clean - the floors could stand mopping, there are still piles of laundry, and god knows I didn't move any furniture around. But I vacuumed and dusted and put crap away. It looks nice and it feels nice. I really needed to do it, because I feel SO MUCH BETTER in a clean home, but it certainly wasn't inspired by having a guest over for dinner tomorrow. Nope. Not at all.
I'm going to eat a half dozen antihistamines now.