(Her beard looks gross 'cause she was drinking water.)

Professional dog groomer I am not. She now looks like an extremely fluffy gray bunny rabbit, and now she's sitting here glaring at me like "Moooooom! I look stupid!" And I'm all "listen, I fed you bacon this morning to make up for it!" (Yes, I have actual conversations with my dog.)


How in the world do you get really stubborn mats out of your dog's coat? I had to basically attack them with a shaver and scissors. There has to be an easier way!