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...but immediately after I said bye to what's-his-face #844762829462681, I saw a cute happy doggie tied up outside a flower shop. I went up to the doggie and it was so happy to see me, let me pet it, gave me kiiiisses! Then its owner came out and was really nice and thanked me for giving her doggie some love.

I need to get a doggie, you guys! They make my uterus hurt! I promised myself I wouldn't get a doggie until I got a real job...I can't wait!

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One of the reasons I fell for Bobby was because she let ex-bf's doggie interact with her. Bobby would totally not mind a doggie around.

TL;DR: Petting a doggie > my date tonight

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