So I lived in the US, and Matt Damon was elected President after Obama as an Independent.
I was working as a movie trailer editor (I'm not even sure if that's the right term. I'm a bio and psych student. Why this career I have no idea) and I was contacted to make a video of his first week in office. And so they put me up in the White House, and after a day it became very apparent that he was incompetent. He had no idea what he was doing, and for some reason he never did his tie up right and his undershirt would be visible above his collar. And Ben Affleck would come by and write all his speeches and fix his clothes but this would piss the President off and so it got to the point where Ben would whisper his advice to the First Lady and she'd do all the fixing.
Then on my last day I was working in the Oval Office (THIS DREAM MAKES NO SENSE) and his Chief of Staff came by and said "You're here too early!" and then the President came in and said it was fine and he sat at his desk and stared at me while I worked. It got super uncomfortable so I told him I was done and started to head out but he blurted out that he was in love with me and I was all "I've known you for five minutes" but then he said (GET THIS GET THIS) that in this whole crazy ride as the President (less than a week, mind you) I was the only thing that made sense to him. I told him I was involved with someone but I was lying and he could tell. I walked out and later that night there was a fancy dinner so my crew and I got all dressed up and attended. Ben Affleck noticed the leery stares the President was giving me and asked me to dance and told me that this wasn't the first time, but before he could elaborate Jennifer Garner bitchslapped me and I was promptly blacklisted in all of DC. The end.
Why Matt Damon and Ben Affleck? Why the White House/Presidency? I HAVE NO IDEA, GUYS. I have probably spent all of two minutes in my entire life even contemplating these two. Plus I'm Canadian.
This is probably top ten in all time weird dreams. No, let's make it top seven.