Shaun White with short hair freaks me out!

Why are you looking like a grown-up, dude??!? Aren't you a sk8r 4 life? how will we know you're the Flying Tomato, when there's no hair flying around, out from under your helmet??? Are you a commentator now? Did you retire? Sooo many questions.

That said, Looking good, Mr. White. (see what I did there? because you're a grown up who deserves the respect, like a teacher or your friend's way-wise dad.)