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I just tried to watch Rock of Ages

It was awful and I didn't make it past 80 minutes. I mean, I wasn't expecting high art, but if I saw this in a theatre, I would have walked out. Just. So. Bad.

But Tom Cruise was fantastic and I want a cut that's just him. How does a movie that's so horrifically bad in every other way get this one, amazing performance? It's fucking weird, man!


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