That I am putting on tights under my dress for the first time this season, and it took me more than ten. minutes. to put on said undergarment and adjust it. Because new tights suck. At one point I considered yelling for help from my husband and/or dogs. I was ready to get out the crisco so I could slide into them better.

Also, pretty sure I already put a run in them. CURSE YOU, TIGHTS. I wouldn't wear you if my place of work weren't so darn cold and if I didn't hate pants.