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I Just Went From Lukewarm To Crushed In One Day Over A Guy

So...yeah. I kind of feel weird talking abut this, but the only other people I know are also friends with the person I'm talking about, so I think I'll put it on the internet:I think I've developed a crush.

Now, I'm not going to be hasty and say that he's the love of my life, but I'm at the point where I'm thinking about him a lot and I generally find him to be an alright dude.

The reason is so shallow that I really fucking hope this doesn't get read by anyone in my current circle of friends: it's all about the glasses. Today he stumbled into a class I was taking and he was wearing these thick-rimmed , kinda nerdy glasses and I was like. GASP! You wear glasses!Why did I not know this?


Of course, he's got a lot else going for him (British, fit, good-humoured), but the glasses brought me from "Yeah, I guess he's 'aight" to "I can't believe such a babe knows my name". Is this normal? I hate having a crush, especially for short-term situations, because I just know at the back of my mind that nothing can really come from this.Also, I know from experience that waaay too many guys I've gotten crushes on have just seen me as a friend, so all of my defenses are up.

But where am I going with this? Well, I say we all share the little shallow details that make us go from meh to mrawr. My weakness? Glasses. What are yours?

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