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My cramps. It's okay everyone. Tear down this ruse about people talking to different people. It's really just my uterus, fallopian tube (the one in play this month) and I hashing it out. I know it can get pretty ugly but no need to get heated about it.

Actually, fuck that. Plenty of reason to get heated up. DEMON CRAMPS, GET OUT OF MY DAMN SYSTEM! BEGONE I TELL YOU! BEGONE!!!

Seriously, they're pissed off about something inside my torso and are letting me know FULL BLAST. Can Colorado make vicodin OTC as well as pot because that's what I really need here. UGH!

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