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Illustration for article titled I learned something new today that I should have already known

Don't go to check the mail (or do anything outside really) when it's drizzling because "It's just drizzling, it's nbd," because Florida happens. This is my noggin right now after a good toweling off and thorough glasses cleansing.

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Illustration for article titled I learned something new today that I should have already known

The clothes I was wearing Are hanging in the shower because they are wetter than wet. Damn you Florida

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