I can’t even write about it here because it pertains to Work, and I try to keep that off the internet as much as possible. PLZ SEND PUPPY GIFS.

But let’s just say that New Boss has now more than once tried to play matchmaker with me and his various little marine corps proteges, even after I made it VERY CLEAR that I’m in a happily committed long-term relationship.

There is so much eyeroll going on right now. I literally cannot even describe how much.

He’s just such an infernally cheerful and genuinely nice guy. But boundaries are apparently not his thing?

How do you people deal with this sort of thing? Without going full “I’m going to report you to HR for this!” because it’s not really justified?