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I LITERALLY Could Not Be More Depressed About This If I Tried.

This would not make me any sadder if it was playing a Morrissey record and reading a Cormac McCarthy book. For real.

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Let's think about this for a moment. Today, on the Internet, more people went 'Hmm, lemme see what Shania Twain is up to; we haven't heard from her mellow brand of crap country in a long time. Nothing much else to do on the Internet I guess."


At least Dr. Martin Luther's King's speech beat out 'twerking.' Because I might have had to drink battery acid and kill myself.

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