Just for the lolz. Let me show the messages I've gotten since I made an account last night at 3AM:

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a one night stand, I can tell you I'm not looking for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a match for people like you. If you don't respond to my message, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do respond, I will ask what's your favorite Liam Neeson movie, I will get to know you, and I will ask you out."

"I bet our bodies would look great together ;) and I'm actually moving to OH soon"

"you seem really cool:) reading has been my life for literally 15 years,so i'm preeetty intelligent i guess but also very immature.yet i still maintain proper etiquette and grammar at every moment.so uh that's me.oh i also kind of act out in public like a 10 year old,if ya can handle a man throwing ravioli at elderly women."

"Simply beautiful....R2D2 4ME."

"Your lips aren't too bad"

"what made you go with the anchors? bold choice, how ya feel about it now?"

"Stay classy my friend"

Omg, I'm dying over here.

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EDIT:

I just got this gem:

"those glasses say serious athiest."