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3. Which of the following is NOT something that could be reasonably expected of a member of the Taylor Swift Girl Gang?


(a) Joining Taylor onstage in a dramatic display of female (celebrity, mostly supermodel) solidarity.
(b) Posing in Taylor’s intimate, completely organic Instagram tableaux of female (celebrity, mostly supermodel) communion.
(c) Remaining on call for appearances in Swift-sanctioned editorial photo-ops depicting the certain joys of casual, noncombative friendship between female celebrities and supermodels, which are definitely natural and in no way forced.
(d) A cat allergy.

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