My little sister's birthday was yesterday, but we celebrated today. She has an irrational hatred of ostriches, so being the loving big sister I am, I made her an ostrich cake so she could stab and cut it.
You can see how thrilled she was. (But seriously, we love each other. We just needed one for the family Christmas card.)
Would you believe I've had no formal training? And yes, I am available for birthdays. *hair flip*