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I may have just pretended to be a vampire

while I ate a mango.

It was an ataulfo mango, which is superior to your average mango because you can

1) knead it a bit (stress ball!)

2) bite off one end

3) suck out mango pulp

4) peel the skin as you go and run your teeth over it to get the last bits of tender flesh


5) run your teeth over the seed when that's all that's left

6) eat a whole mango without a knife

7) eat in units of mangos, without having to explain why you're not sharing

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