Hello all. I recently had a revelatory moment. This will sound stupid, but whatever.

I was hanging out with my niece, pushing the stroller that contained my tiny nephew. I was walking fast, and she was trying to keep up with me. That lead to her racing me, and me jogging, trying to beat her to the car. Then it hit me: I JOGGED. I have been unable to jog or run for many years, due to really screwed up joints that have plagued me since I was a teen. For many years, any time I jogged or ran for even or short distance (or walked up stairs too briskly, or danced wrong) my ankles would pop and I'd be in terrible pain. But for some reason, when I race-jogged with my niece, it didn't happen. And it felt GOOD to jog. Perhaps I've strengthened my ankle joints by going up and down a flight of stairs a million times a day? I don't know how it didn't hurt, but I want to see what I am able to do.

So, now I'm convinced that I want to try jogging along with my usual brisk walking. To do so, however, would require a hell of a sports bra. You see, I am equipped with large, jiggly jubblies.

Not machine-gun jubblies, unfortunately. Those would be useful in my fight against the patriarchy. No, just plain old big, floppy titties. And when I jog, they fly everywhere. I need a way to anchor them down if I'm even going to attempt jogging.

Are there any large-mammaried kinja-people who can recommend a good, supportive, comfortable sports bra that can effectively harness DDD boobs? I NEED YOUR HELP A LOT. I would prefer one under $2o, but I know that that's not super realistic.