GUYS. OMG this weekend is a disaster. (See my "I am going to lose my shit" post from yesterday.) I finally got my cousin to help me move tomorrow but he had to rearrange his entire day to do so and now I feel like a huge asshole. (Even though it's technically not my fault I should have anticipated this happening). What's an appropriate gift to thank someone for help like this? I'm thinking a gift card to a nice restaurant or something. I'm tempted to include a note that says "Sorry I'm a moron, feel free to disown me."

Oh my God, I hate myself right now.