It has been a long, long week.

The mid-country move has the cats traumatized. They spend their days hiding in the kitchen cupboards and yowling all fucking night.

I'm spending a ton of money I don't have and didn't expect to spend because the moving money promised me somehow has evaporated.

And now I'm sick with bronchitis and a sinus infection. Thank goodness (no really!) I spent that $600 for COBRA for ONE FUCKING MONTH. If only the cable people had come today like they promised. <sob>

So please. Can you tell me a joke. A funny story that happened today.