Some lady posted this on Facebook followed by "awwweee <3": An Open Letter To The Girl Who Let The Nice Guy Go

I skimmed it because...ain't nobody got time for daaaat. But I'm puking all over myself. It's written from the viewpoint of "the girl who was too late," but clearly it's all about BOOHOO, why do girls hurt all the Nice Guys out there?! He was the one that got away!11!!

Cry me a fucking river.

Also, what kind of person spells "asshole" as "assh*le"?! Also, WHO THE FUCK WANTS A TED MOSBY, I MEAN COME ON??!!!!!