I keep seeing commentors and thinking "You know, they keep saying funny/relevant things, perhaps I will follow them" ONLY TO FIND OUT I ALREADY DO! Who are you people? Jesus, I am so fucking confused anymore. I think I outgrew Groupthink in February or something. You guys were all like "Let's all change our names and then maybe Bingo, Carlos will get all confused and finally leave". It's bullying, is what it is. Or something. And if not so many of you have changed your names, I need someone to help me find a hacker.

Also, why don't my gifs work anymore?