Help me survive Passover, you guise.
I have so much shit to do this week, and willpower is a limited resource, so I need to figure out what the hell I'm going to eat for a weeklong holiday of Basically No Carbs Ever (except quinoa, because of reasons). And my oven is broken. And I don't have much time or energy to cook. So...halp!
In the meantime, before sundown tomorrow, I'm gonna be over here, eating all the flour in the world. Yes, I did run out and buy a giant focaccia yesterday. Yes, it is entirely gone by now.
And yes, I am an atheist. Go figure.