...but don't worry! I'll be fun!

I'm writing a kids book on coding, and one of the chapters has a project called "Random hero generator." You may have seen a website like this some time ago, but the idea is simple: Two random entities pair up to fight crime! Examples:

She's a retired pizza inspector. He's a 12-year-old starfighter pilot! Together, they solve mysteries!

He's a lovely ball of yarn. She's a pyromaniac. Together, they fight crime!

So, silly. I'm looking for ideas that I will then let the kids randomize.

If this sounds like fun to you, give me your ideas here:

And thanks!