And now my carpets are fluffy, my sink isn't brown, and my bathroom is free from biohazards. Amazing.

Last cleaner I tried was a disaster. This woman was awesome and I've booked her for next week. I feel a bit ridiculous lacking the ability to keep our place clean, but I'm back at work and the couple of days a week I'm home right now are occupied by crazy toddling applet, and my husband works more than full time. So it seems pretty sensible to get whatever help we need in order to be able to work.

But seriously desqualored. Wonderful.