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I think I am going to write a cookbook

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It will be titled Vehicles for Cream Cheese and Other Fattening Toppings: A Love Story. What would be your submissions?

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Topping (ha!) my list are:

  • Cream cheese (topping) and bagels (vehicle)
  • Tahini (topping) and pita (vehicle)
  • Hummus (topping, though not strictly fattening) and sweet peppers (vehicle)
  • Peanut butter (topping) and spoon (vehicle)

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