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Applet isn't in the best of moods, due to teething. Hey, I'd be an asshole too if I had bone trying to force its way through my flesh.

Anyway, not all teething babies are soothed by breastfeeding but Mr Easy here is, thank goodness. He was flailing around madly and yelling at me so I carried him to my chair to feed him and he, at four months old, took my face with both hands and started sucking vehemently on my chin. He's asleep in my lap now after a feed, but my fucking chin hurts!!! I think he's given me a hickey again! WTF


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