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I think I might barf from the sweetness

One of my facebook is constantly posting postive, uplifting messages. They can get a little saccharine, but can be nice to see with some much negativity going on. But, this latest one might cause me vomit! It's a picture of her garden and her peas have some of their tendrils wrapped around some nearby grass. The caption is "Just adoring how the peas say to the weeds - I don't care what you look like you see. Let's be friends & hold hands."

I will refrain, but a part of me really wants to reply "Seems to me the peas are saying 'I don't care what your goals and dreams are. I'm going to use you to achieve my goals!" or something similarly snarky. I'm pretty sure the weeds aren't getting anything from this friendship, and are instead just getting used.

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