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I think I picked up a stray

Which would be awesome if it were an animal but this one's a dude.

I'm in DFW for work and the hotel's shuttle doesn't seem to go much of anywhere, and I needed smokes and some booze & this guy in my class was like, Yeah, there's a 7-11 down the road, I have to go too so we can go together! Okay cool whatever, but goddamn, now he's all up in my shit like we're BFFs or something. Dude we walked to 7-11 together I am not trying to bang you.


And, being the genius I am, I gave him my cell # because this other guy lives in the area & he can give us rides if we need a lift & if he has my cell, Stray can let me know when. So far though he's only texted me to see if I'm going to the pool and why not it's only 8:30, am I seriously going to bed so early lol?

It's not that big of a deal but it is a reminder that my judgment is absolute shit.

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