The fella has had this lingering cold for a week, and he mentioned that someone in his office has viral bronchitis. While I'm pretty sure I don't have bronchitis, I fell asleep in the middle of the day and woke up feeling like garbage. No projects, no cooking pretty meals, just... Bleh.

My muscles are achey and I want a massage. This is not an option during sick times.

Soothe me, please. I have to wake up and do nothing at work tomorrow.