Picking up an errant piece of hair off the bathroom floor this morning. I have been lying in fetal position in bed all day today because of it.

How do I make the pain go bye-bye? I literally took one of each kind of pain reviler this morning (ibuprofen, acetaminophen, etc.), but Iā€™m still all hurty. Tried the heating pad too, but no dice.

I am only 31, but this is making me feel like I am completely over the hill.