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but then i got high.

It was gonna be super awesome (the most!)

but then I got high.

but i've got no anxiety problems

and I know why

because i am high, because i am high, because I am high

(There was a highlighter sitting by the cash register at work and when I went to open it a joint fell out! So me and my coworker split it. She took her half yesterday. I enjoyed mine this morning. Very smooth. Such chill pill. wow.)


But seriously, guys. Marijuana is no excuse for being murdered. 38% of Amereicans have tried it at least once in their lifetimes. Weed can stay in your system for up to 90 days after you quit (depending on your weight and past smoking history). Last time I checked, having weed in your system wasn't an executable offense. Especially not having traces of weed from up to 90 fucking days ago.

I don't care if that man was zooted off his gourd on amazon tree frog slime and his best friend was huffing krokodil HE wAS UNARMED AND POSED NO THREAT ASIDE FROM WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN RROAD.


This is why I smoked, u guys. I just can't with this ish right now it's giving me anxiety attacks.

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