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So, this guy* came in my store today.

I had pretty much gotten over it (honestly!), but I WAS NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS.


So obviously what I did was stay behind the counter and not talk to him the whole time he was there — and he was hanging around for a really long time — and conveniently go to the bathroom and have my dad take over when I thought he might be checking out soon (and indeed, he was gone when I came back out).

People I am very attracted to make me nervous. I avoid things that make me nervous. I avoid people I am very attracted to.


...I think I know why I've never had a boyfriend.

*I am not entirely sure about the girlfriend thing now, for several reasons.

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