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I was supposed to smoke pot for the first time last night

But I totally chickened out. My mom is coming over today and I didn't want the house to smell like it.

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So this morning I did what any grownup person would do: Hide the pipe and the pot in the sock/sex toy drawer and carry on like normal.

All that to say...Any tips for a first timer? For when I eventually get around to it, naturally. My brother showed me the mechanics of how to use the pipe, and I have been practicing. Who on EARTH rehearses smoking a bowl? I need to learn how to relax. Smoking will probably help IF I CAN EVER MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO DO IT!

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I am the worst.

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